Posted on Sep 21, 2014 with 7 notesShare
I was still full from brunch at 3pm but I figured I wouldn’t eat at all tonight if I didn’t do it when I did (about 1.5 hours ago). 

Annie’s cheesy taco mac n chz with some ground turkey I added. Salad with “super greens” (ok Safeway tone it down), cucumbers, strawberries, feta, and carmelized onion and poppyseed dressing.

I was still full from brunch at 3pm but I figured I wouldn’t eat at all tonight if I didn’t do it when I did (about 1.5 hours ago).

Annie’s cheesy taco mac n chz with some ground turkey I added. Salad with “super greens” (ok Safeway tone it down), cucumbers, strawberries, feta, and carmelized onion and poppyseed dressing.

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

keepcalm-andpartyyon:

A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

A question mark walks into a bar?

Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.

A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.

The bar was walked into by a passive voice.

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.

THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE

This is everything

Posted on Sep 21, 2014 with 10 notesShare
Self date spread. 

I ate it all. 

And I’m probably gonna get ice cream next door.

Self date spread.

I ate it all.

And I’m probably gonna get ice cream next door.

Posted on Sep 21, 2014 with 12 notesShare

Everyone I like is busy or out of town. As such, I will be taking myself out on a self date to my favorite brunch spot and then donating a bunch of shit to the Goodwill down the street.

Goodbye, size 12-16 clothes. I will no longer be needing your services.

Posted on Sep 20, 2014 with 13 notesShare

Here’s my face.

I’m excited to play skee ball and drink with my coworker.

k bye

Posted on Sep 20, 2014 with 38 notesVIAShare
deschutesbrewery:

Try Porter. Like Porter.

deschutesbrewery:

Try Porter. Like Porter.

Posted on Sep 20, 2014 with 4 notesShare
It’s not pretty, but it IS tasty.

It’s not pretty, but it IS tasty.

Posted on Sep 20, 2014 with 2 notesShare

PRAISE YEEZUS

I got a groupon for corepower. I’m gonna go EVERY DAY. I CAN’T WAIT ALSDJFALS;DKJFAKLSDJF

Posted on Sep 20, 2014 with 10 notesShare
Happy birthday, Snarles. Can’t wait to put up with seven more years of your shit.

Happy birthday, Snarles. Can’t wait to put up with seven more years of your shit.

Posted on Sep 19, 2014 with 1 noteShare

It would be cool if any of my friends would answer my texts.

I have an entire free weekend with no plans and no boyfriend (he’s out of town) aaaand everyone is AWOL. But posting on social media. That is nice.

Bedtime at 9pm on a Friday. I’ve been up since 4am anyway.

#bye

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